Shopportunity Seeker T-Shirts

'My worst customers are the ones I'll never lose to online shopping.'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

How are you at decision making?

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Do you have any other skills?

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

In and Out Sourced.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Opening the door to new customers

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"I don't like your application."

Between Offices

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'