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"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

Gambler

Businesswoman Empowerment

2021

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

The Salesman

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Opening the door to new customers

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Sweet surprise.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Tic-tac-toe

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

WHACK!