Chance Takers T-Shirts

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

Mortarboard with fuzzy dice instead of a tassel

Lottery office lift buttons read 'Up', 'Down' and 'Lucky Dip'.

Please help me buy my daily Lotto ticket

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Pilot with champagne.

On the brink.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

End the Winter Blues

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Marco ..."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.