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'I only need a job until I win the lottery.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

The Salesman

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Opening the door to new customers

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Tic-tac-toe

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"You used to be that ambitious."

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.