Chance Seeker Gifts

Gambler

Businesswoman Empowerment

2021

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

The Salesman

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Opening the door to new customers

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Tic-tac-toe

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Sweet surprise.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

WHACK!

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"You used to be that ambitious."