Luck Seekers Gifts

Speed gambling

'Ooh! A penny!'

Rub my head for luck!

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'And right here they merged...'

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Bouncing baby

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'I say we try it.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Trepanning for gold"

Gambling on office building construction

Golden Eggs.

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

Spud dating.