Luck Seekers Pillows

Speed gambling

'Ooh! A penny!'

Rub my head for luck!

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'And right here they merged...'

'Let's call him lucky!'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Bouncing baby

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'I say we try it.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Golden Eggs.

Gambling on office building construction

"Trepanning for gold"

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Spud dating.

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."