Luck Lovers Pillows

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'And right here they merged...'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'I say we try it.'

"Have you been scratching this?"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'What luck!'

'Mary, please clear my schedule for today. Something's come up.'

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Tombola Winner

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'