Luck Lovers Gifts

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'And right here they merged...'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'I say we try it.'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

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'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

Tombola Winner

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

'Mary, please clear my schedule for today. Something's come up.'

'What luck!'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'