Luck Enthusiasts Gifts

Gamblers Anonymous

Lucky horseshoes

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'And right here they merged...'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'Your future looks charming.'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'I say we try it.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Tombola Winner

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'

'This good fortune is a result of exceptionally good judgement and management, or plain old good luck.'

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"