Luck Aficionado Gifts

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'And right here they merged...'

Jack in the Box

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'I say we try it.'

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Rolls Royce House and Car

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Tombola Winner

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

"The filthy rich"

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

Fearing insurance rate increases if he had another accident claim, Dave tries a new harness system.