Luck Aficionado Gifts

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'And right here they merged...'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Jack in the Box

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'I say we try it.'

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Rolls Royce House and Car

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"The filthy rich"

Tombola Winner

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

Fearing insurance rate increases if he had another accident claim, Dave tries a new harness system.

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'