Fortune Seekers Gifts

'You're going to meet a tall, dark stranger.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"Gosh, now we can afford to go into farming."

Are we in a recession?

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

I dreamed that my ship finally came in, and Johnny Depp was steering it.

'You will go far if you get caught in a stiff wind.'

House hunters shown house inside crystal ball by 'Agent'

'If you'd given me something I'd have warned you about that.'

Gambling on office building construction

'All I can really see is that you'll have a busy life kiddo...'

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Premonition

"I'm getting ready to have my fortune read to see my future, but first I want to make sure I can see clearly."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"