Financial Fortune Seekers Gifts

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

Gambling on office building construction

Golden Eggs.

"Trepanning for gold"

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'Remember son: not a borrower but a lender be.'