Future Fortune Seeker Gifts

"I see prosperity in your future."

Invest in our future.

"Oh dear! I'm afraid I can't read Japanese!"

Palm Reading

'Any stocks you can recommend?'

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Amateur Palmist

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Wow. You're amazing!

Gambling on office building construction

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

Golden Eggs.

"Trepanning for gold"

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"I'll be right back."

Cat and the Eight Ball.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"