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"I see prosperity in your future."

Invest in our future.

"Oh dear! I'm afraid I can't read Japanese!"

Palm Reading

'Any stocks you can recommend?'

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Amateur Palmist

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Gambling on office building construction

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

Golden Eggs.

Wow. You're amazing!

"Trepanning for gold"

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"I'll be right back."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

Palm Reader...

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."