Future Fortune Seekers T-Shirts

"I calculate that at the rate you're putting money away, you should be able to retire comfortably in 85 to 90 years."

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

'Your future looks charming.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Amateur Palmist

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

Wow. You're amazing!

"Trepanning for gold"

Gambling on office building construction

Golden Eggs.

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

"I'll be right back."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Palm Reader...

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"