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"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

Gambling on office building construction

Golden Eggs.

"Trepanning for gold"

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Remember son: not a borrower but a lender be.'