Financial Fortune Hunters T-Shirts

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Trepanning for gold"

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

Golden Eggs.

Gambling on office building construction

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Remember son: not a borrower but a lender be.'