Future Fortune Seekers Gifts

"I calculate that at the rate you're putting money away, you should be able to retire comfortably in 85 to 90 years."

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Your future looks charming.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Amateur Palmist

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

Gambling on office building construction

Golden Eggs.

Wow. You're amazing!

"Trepanning for gold"

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"I'll be right back."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Palm Reader...

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Cat and the Eight Ball.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"