Future Fortunetellers Gifts

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Bad news airbag

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'I see you meeting a man who can borrow at well below prime.'

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"A fool and his money are soon parted."

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

'You will make big bucks, then you'll give it all away to reduce your taxes.'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

I just knew this would be dull.

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

Bill Gates Waiting for the Stock Market to Bounce Back

Your weight and fortune.

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

'And there you have it. According to our experts, the stock market will either advance, decline, or remain unchanged this year.'

"I see no new taxes, followed by some new taxes."

"Remember, Joey, Life is a good preparation for stocks -- lots of ups and downs."

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'