Future Fortune Dreamer Gifts

'A one-dollar investment? No problem: Bury this coin, and when you dig it up in about 450 years, it may be worth 20 bucks!'

"So much for counting on a lottery ticket to capitalize the retirement fund."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

I have a dream.

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

The passage of time.

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

"I remember when the Wheel was just in Science Fiction stories..."

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."