Family Fortune Dreamers Gifts

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

Gambling on office building construction

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"Your grandfather decided to put his entire fortune into a trust fund until Judgement Day."

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

Wall Street .

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

'If you'd given me something I'd have warned you about that.'

'Someday, son, all this will be divided among your ex-wives.'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

"Josh, whatcha gonna be when you grow up? A doctor? A pharmacist? President?"

'I see money. . . I see more money. . . I see a woman.'

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."