Family Fortune Dreamers T-Shirts

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

Gambling on office building construction

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"Your grandfather decided to put his entire fortune into a trust fund until Judgement Day."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

Wall Street .

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

'I see money. . . I see more money. . . I see a woman.'

'Someday, son, all this will be divided among your ex-wives.'

Someday, son, all of this will be yours.....In the meantime....

"Josh, whatcha gonna be when you grow up? A doctor? A pharmacist? President?"

'If you'd given me something I'd have warned you about that.'