Family Dynasty Dreamer T-Shirts

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Little Princess.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"It is we."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Storm in a magic lamp.