Family Dreamers T-Shirts

"I want you to have more than I do, so I did my part by not having much."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'We'll take it!'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

Agricultural Psychology

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"FREEDOM!!!"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"I want both of you to go to college and get good jobs. I want you to have all the things I never had! That way, I'll be very comfortable when I move in with you."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Insomnia.

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'