Family Day Dreamer T-Shirts

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Duck Hunt

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Sun Flower.

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

The Deer of Spring.

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

Sun

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

"I want both of you to go to college and get good jobs. I want you to have all the things I never had! That way, I'll be very comfortable when I move in with you."

"Oops!"

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

"This one's going down."

'I started out here with absolutely no vacation days and, with years of company loyalty, I've doubled that.'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

Bedtime Reading

"This was the best school day of the week!"

Bed time stories

"Maybe the fish are all in school today, Dad!"

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'