Family Dreamer T-Shirts

'I need an app where I can insert myself into a happy family and email it to my mother weekly.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

'I wish we could have had children, Phillip.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'We'll take it!'