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"Let's make an offer on a house we can't afford."

Child blowing house bubbles.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Home Foreclosed Home.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Realty. Remember

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

Insomnia.

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"It's got a great view!"