House Dreamer Mugs

"Let's make an offer on a house we can't afford."

Child blowing house bubbles.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Insomnia.

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

Surreal war artist.

"It's got a great view!"

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'