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'I always wanted a home on the range.'

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

A dream of consequence

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'