Mythical Home Dreamer T-Shirts

"We're interested in a five bath, one bedroom that's on the water."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'We'll take it!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

fairy tales

Fairytale prince and princess

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Building a gingerbread house

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Home Foreclosed Home.

Damsel takes blackbird pie mix from store shelf.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Insomnia.

The Rudges' peaceful home

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

"I'm saying, sometimes your true love is the hunchback albino troll who's been by your side the whole time."

"That's way out of my price range..."