Domestic Dreamer T-Shirts

'You have a comfortable home, three beautiful children, a husband who is devoted to you - what could you possibly want with nuclear capability?'

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"

"Michael, you can’t be a ‘stay-at-home dad’ if we don’t have children!"

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

Sign your marriage is in trouble.

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Painting taking root...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'We'll take it!'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'