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"Are we at anchor?"

Couple about to marry asking to look at cheap furniture

Insomnia.

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'Hon, I'm home!'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'We'll take it!'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Storm in a magic lamp.

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

Painting

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

A dream of consequence

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'How are you doing on your side?'

Home Foreclosed Home.

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.