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"Are we at anchor?"

Couple about to marry asking to look at cheap furniture

Insomnia.

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Hon, I'm home!'

'We'll take it!'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Painting

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

A dream of consequence

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

'How are you doing on your side?'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.