Mythical Home Dreamer Gifts

"We're interested in a five bath, one bedroom that's on the water."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'We'll take it!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

fairy tales

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Fairytale prince and princess

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Building a gingerbread house

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Home Foreclosed Home.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

Damsel takes blackbird pie mix from store shelf.

Realty. Remember

Prince imagines Rapunzel but is in fact climbing up a horse's tail.

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

Insomnia.

The Rudges' peaceful home

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.