Mythical Dreamers Gifts

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

Home Sweet Home

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

The Echoes at Killarney

"FREEDOM!!!"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Pigboy makes use of a box.

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

My Hero

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"We're interested in a five bath, one bedroom that's on the water."

Skunk dreaming.

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

A princess looking for frogs

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."