Baby Dreamers T-Shirts

'I just felt it kick again, Charlie - I think he's going to be a football superstar!'

'Doris, we're getting old and hopefully you'll outlive me so let's have a baby.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Assisted Reproduction

"His first out-of-body experience."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Boat wedding.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"I hear you may do a baby."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"He looks just like your husband."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Bouncing baby

'It's a chicken.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"FREEDOM!!!"

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'