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'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Whoa

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"He looks just like your husband."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

Maternity Ward

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Bouncing baby

'It's a chicken.'

Giving Birth

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'