Baby Bliss Seekers T-Shirts

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"He looks just like your husband."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Maternity Ward

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Bouncing baby

'It's a chicken.'

Giving Birth

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'