Morning Bliss Seekers T-Shirts

"When you get a second wake up time, chances are your day's sublime..."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

New Twenty Blades

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"Doc, she and I just don't understand each other any more...it's like we have different operating systems!"

Welcome to Kew Gardens

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

Ignorance and Bliss

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Good morning, world!"

Marry me on a surfboard

Binary meditation.

'No, you can't speak to my husband. He's sitting on the naughty step.'

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

I don't know - some days I just feel blissful-ish.

'Look, can't you take it in turns to do the daily Sudoku?'

Don't be Alarmed Clock

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

"It's a parking ticket, madam. The prosecution doesn't need you to testify against your husband."