Bath Time Bliss Seeker T-Shirts

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

New Twenty Blades

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Not now!"

Duck in a bathtub

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Bathing and Showering.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

How to recover from a bad day