Bath Time Escapist T-Shirts

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

'You've taken this swimming with dolphins too far Brenda.'

Pets bath time.

Peeping Periscope.

'What do you mean, a 'bath-oil spill'?'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Lady of the bath...

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

New Twenty Blades

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Not now!"

Admiral in the bath.

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Bathing and Showering.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'Which end's the shallow end?'