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'For heaven's sake, Ronald - you're a chartered accountant!'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Bagpipes in the bath.

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Duck in a bathtub

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Not now!"

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."