Bath Time Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

Duck in a bathtub

Tunnel of Loofah

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Loofah Lady

Bagpipes in the bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy