Bathtub Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Doing our bit to save the planet.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Hot Tub Frosty

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Duck in a bathtub

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

Musician

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."