Bathtub Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Doing our bit to save the planet.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Bagpipes in the bath.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Hot Tub Frosty

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Musician

Duck in a bathtub

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'