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'The bed bath technique, invented by Florence Nightingale, has been modified over the years.'

Eureka!

Watching TV in the bath.

'Keep the plumber talking for ten minutes,luv!'

The Bathers - Journey to St Cloud

Les Bons Bourgeois - Great Washing Day

Lady who is too large to fit into her bath

Ghosts in the Bath

'Yes, actually you DID get me out of the tub....'

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

'Gambling while taking a bath? Have you lost your mind?'

Kid in tub: 'I'm trying root beer shampoo.'

"I've kept my socks on, Mum, because I already washed my feet yesterday."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Baby Hairstyles.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

Duck in a bathtub