Bathing Enthusiast Gifts

'The bed bath technique, invented by Florence Nightingale, has been modified over the years.'

Eureka!

Watching TV in the bath.

'Keep the plumber talking for ten minutes,luv!'

Always at my Side

Once again, someone has taken all the little soaps and shampoos.

The Bathers - Journey to St Cloud

Les Bons Bourgeois - Great Washing Day

Lady who is too large to fit into her bath

Ghosts in the Bath

'Yes, actually you DID get me out of the tub....'

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

'Gambling while taking a bath? Have you lost your mind?'

Kid in tub: 'I'm trying root beer shampoo.'

"I've kept my socks on, Mum, because I already washed my feet yesterday."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.