Bath Time Enthusiast Gifts

'Hang on a sec...I don't remember this being scheduled as a video conference call.'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'I've never known people who take as many baths as they do!'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Bathing and Showering.

'This will teach you to not use your computer in the tub. You can search for cars online after you get out.'

Bathtime #2

Civil engineers' soap on a roap.

Fun in the Tub.

"No, I don't think you're growing a gill."

Car Ferry in the Bath

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Dog brings pipe,paper and slippers to man in bathtub.

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Did you clean out the bath tub after your bath?'

'Oh well, I don't think we'd better use this brand of bath-gel anymore...'

"You were right honey, by not going into the water after all these recent shark attacks."

"She just loved baths, so, so much."

"Turn off the water, hon. I can't keep sandbagging forever."

Tub Feet

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

Tentacle in the bubble bath.

'Do you promise to get out of the tub if I toss in a penny?'

Baby in the Bath.

'It's a miracle! No tidemark!'

Woman in bath sees a periscope.

"I take it you're lost."

"Isn't this typical."

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."