Bath Time Enjoyer Gifts

'For heaven's sake, Ronald - you're a chartered accountant!'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Duck in a bathtub

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Not now!"

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"