Bath Enthusiast Gifts

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Hot Water from the bath.

Man in Bath

'Alfred, Darling - I think your bath is ready!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Uh, Captain, I think we may be off course.'

Basic flaws of Kindle

Man burnt by hot water

A turtle takes a bath.

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Woman in Bath has Three Legs.

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'It's a long time since we've shared a bath together - now I remember why!'

"You couldn't pop the immersion on, could you?"

CS558741

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Phone on TV ringing.

People in the shower

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

'I warned you about lying too long in the bath.'

'Bathrooms. I'm returning it. It's too tight.'

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"Sorry, but if the house only has a shower, we're not interested: We need a house with a large bath or a swimming pool..."

'When the doctor told you to take the tablets after a bath...I don't think he meant you to drink the bathwater, Burt!'

"This bath obsession you have is doing nothing to reduce our carbon footprint."

Cross section of a bath with bearded preacher whose hat is aflame.

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'Hey, kids have you seen your mom?'

An over weight man stepping into bath and all the water coming out

Minister taking a bath in the baptistery.

'You fool, she was just about to jump in the bath when you rang the bell.'