Bathtub Enthusiast Gifts

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

Rubber Duck??

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Baby Hairstyles.

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

Musician

Duck in a bathtub