Bathtub Enthusiast Pillows

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

Rubber Duck??

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Duck in a bathtub

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Musician