Bathtub Connoisseur Gifts

'So how are we doing my soak-master of the tub?'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

WC problem.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.